With Brexit just around the corner, we know that many UK citizens are looking for opportunities to escape the bloody mess. Seeking asylum in The Netherlands is a healthy option. Friend of “Hoe Mannen Denken”, Mark Watson, has plans to cross the pond and start a new life in Klazienaveen. We provided him with a quick course in Dutch swearing, much needed to communicate with us, the Dutch people. Together with his son Spyke Chunga (who loves pancakes by the way), he takes his first steps into our rich language, with some typical Dutch swearing. Did you know Dutch is the only language containing deadly diseases as swear words? We’re good at wishing other people the worst and you can be an expert in it, after this quick course. Enjoy! And welcome to our country.